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Tired of the airbrushed images of archaeologists in TV documentaries? Want the dirt on what REALLY happens on a dig? Paul Bahn has collected dozens of fun tales from the trenches to illuminate what actually occurs when archaeologists go into the field. He reveals startling episodes with dangerous situations, other dangerous archaeologists (sometimes unclothed), dangerous animals large and small, and cans of beer large and small. The stories that don’t appear in the official reports have made their way into this small, humorous volume. Includes cartoons by noted illustrator Bill Tidy.
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Dirty Diggers
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Dirty Diggers Tales from the Archaeological Trenches
Paul Bahn Illustrated by
Bill Tidy
First published 2013 by Left Coast Press, Inc. Published 2016 by Routledge 2 Park Square, Milton Park, Abingdon, Oxon OX14 4RN 711 Third Avenue, New York, NY 10017, USA Routledge is an imprint of the Taylor & Francis Group, an informa business
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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data: Bahn, Paul G. Dirty diggers : tales from the archaeological trenches / Paul Bahn ; illustrated by Bill Tidy. pages cm Includes bibliographical references. ISBN 978-1-61132-978-0 (pbk. : alk. paper) — ISBN 978-1-61132-755-7 (consumer ebook) 1. Archaeology—Anecdotes. 2. Archaeology—Humor. I. Title. CC175.B34 2013 930.1—dc23 2013024529 ISBN 978-1-61132-978-0 paperback
Dedications For Alban and Albert Paul Bahn For Rosa Tidy Bill Tidy
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CONTENTS Introduction 9
FIELDWORK FUN
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EXCAVATION ENCOUNTERS
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DIG DIALOGUES
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FOOD AND GROG AND AFTER-EFFECTS…
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Incongruous Finds 13 Everybody Hurts Sometimes 14 Eccentric Diggers 17 Falling Down 19 Unpleasant Archaeological Sights 21 Slip-Ups 23
Dealing with the Locals 27 Men in Uniform 29 The Bear Necessities 34 More on Bones 39 The Green Chair 40 Loonies 41
Intelligent Comments 45 Stupid Questions 47 Honest Mistakes 48 Dishonest Mistakes 57 Archaeologists are Cunning Linguists 58 Problems with English 62
Food for Thought 67 The Demon Drink 73 Don’t Drink the Water! 82 Hubble Bubble, Toilet Trouble 87
ARCHAEOLOGY AFTER HOURS
Archaeologists and Marriage 95 Goings On 98 Archaeologists in the Raw 101 Women and Archaeology 104 Sex in the Field 109 The Wheeler Dealer 110
BACK AT THE OFFICE
Mummy’s Boys 117 Archaeological Theses 120 Conclusion 121 References 123
About the Authors 125
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INTRODUCTION
Archaeology is not a subject that is normally associated with humour, but Time Team and other shows have demonstrated that it is filled with colourful characters and eccentrics, and this was even more so in the past. In preparing this volume we contacted numerous friends and colleagues round the world, and received a few decidedly lugubrious and humourless responses! Fortunately, there are quite a few practitioners who have a good sense of humour, either at their own expense, or more usually at other people’s! A good number of them admitted to knowing stories which would be utterly unprintable for var