Why They Can't Write: Killing The Five-paragraph Essay And Other Necessities

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There seems to be widespread agreement that--when it comes to the writing skills of college students--we are in the midst of a crisis. In Why They Can't Write, John Warner, who taught writing at the college level for two decades, argues that the problem isn't caused by a lack of rigor, or smartphones, or some generational character defect. Instead, he asserts, we're teaching writing wrong. Warner blames this on decades of educational reform rooted in standardization, assessments, and accountability. We have done no more, Warner argues, than conditioned students to perform writing-related simulations, which pass temporary muster but do little to help students develop their writing abilities. This style of teaching has made students passive and disengaged. Worse yet, it hasn't prepared them for writing in the college classroom. Rather than making choices and thinking critically, as writers must, undergraduates simply follow the rules--such as the five-paragraph essay--designed to help them pass these high-stakes assessments. In Why They Can't Write, Warner has crafted both a diagnosis for what ails us and a blueprint for fixing a broken system. Combining current knowledge of what works in teaching and learning with the most enduring philosophies of classical education, this book challenges readers to develop the skills, attitudes, knowledge, and habits of mind of strong writers.

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Contents Our Writing “Crisis”  1 PART ONE KILLING T H E F IV E - ­P A R A G R A PH E SS AY Johnny Could Never Write  11 The Writer’s Practice  18 The Five-­Paragraph Essay  28 PART TWO THE OTHER N E CE SSITIE S The Prob­lem of Atmosphere  35 The Prob­lem of Surveillance  43 The Prob­lem of Assessment and  Standardization 57 The Prob­lem of Education Fads  73 The Prob­lem of Technology Hype  87 The Prob­lem of Folklore  104 The Prob­lem of Precarity  113 PART THR E E A NE W F RA M E W O R K Why School?  127 Increasing Rigor  142 Making Writing Meaningful by Making  Meaningful Writing 146 Writing Experiences  154 Increasing Challenges  176 viii Contents PART F OUR UNANSWER E D Q U E ST IO N S What about Academics?  187 What about Grammar?  207 What about Grades?  213 What about the C ­ hildren?  219 What about the Teachers?  227 In Conclusion  237 Acknowl­edgments 243 Notes 247 Index 265 Why They ­Can’t Write This page intentionally left blank Our Writing “Crisis” 3 ­ here seems to be widespread agreement that when it comes T to the writing skills of college students, and even recent college gradu­ates, we are in the midst of a crisis. I have twenty years of experience teaching writing at the college level. Despite my best efforts, p ­ eople sometimes discover this fact, and when they do, they ask: Why c­ an’t my new employees write? I ask my new friends what they mean when they say this. My new friends shake their heads like a fly is buzzing around their ­faces as they wave their hands in annoyance. What they write ­doesn’t make sense! I ­can’t even understand the sentences, let alone the message! I have to redo every­thing! And why do they keep saying “plethora”? ­We’re often talking about young ­people of significant promise, gradu­ates of highly selective universities. Some of them even have postgraduate degrees in law or business. They are supposed to be better than what­ever it is they are. “Why do you think they c­ an’t write?” I ask. They guess that the current generation is somehow defective—­coddled snowflakes who have never been properly challenged. “So, lack of rigor,” I say. Exactly! “It’s not lack of rigor,” I say. At least it’s not lack of rigor in the ways t­ hey’re thinking about the term. They look doubtful, but for the moment they