Belle De Jour: The Intimate Adventures Of A London Call Girl

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Belle de Jour is the nom de plume of a high-class call girl working in London.This is her story. From debating the literary merits of the works of Martin Amis with naked clients, entering a hotel with two whips strapped to the lining of her coat, and juggling her love-life with her professional one, Belle's no-holds-barred account of her experiences as a prostitute is frank, funny and completely compelling. Since the summer of 2003, Belle's award-winning website has charted her day-to-day adventures on and off the field. In it, she has confessed her triumphs and disasters in the world of dating, introduced readers to her friends N and 'the four As' and chronicled the ins and outs of her working life. Now she elaborates on those diary entries, revealing how she became a working girl, what it feels like to do it for money - and why she can recommend it - and where to buy the best knickers for the job. Sometimes shocking, often hilarious, always thought-provoking, the 'Intimate Adventures' is the story of a 21st-century Moll Flanders, giving us an illuminating glimpse behind the scenes of the high-class sex-trade, and an insight into the secret life of an extraordinary, ordinary woman.

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                                              First published in Great Britain in 2.005   by Weidenfeld & Nicolson    5 7 9 10 8 6 4    © 1005 Bizrealm Limited    All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be   reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted,  in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical,   photocopying, recording or otherwise, without the prior   permission of both the copyright owner and t  he above publisher.    The right of Belle de Jour to be identified as the   author of this work has been asserted by her in accordance   with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988.    A CIP catalogue record for this book is   available from the British Library.    ISBN o 297 84781 1 (hardback)   ISBN o 297 84850 x (trade paperback)    Typeset at The Spartan Press Ltd,   Lymington, Hants    Printed in Great Britain by   Clays Ltd, St Ives pic    Weidenfeld & Nicolson   An imprint of the Orion Publishing Group   Orion House, 5 Upper St Martin's Lane,   London WCIH 9.EA          www.orionbooks.co.uk                 Dedicated to F and N.                                      This  book  would  not  have  been  possible  without  the  support  and  patience  of  Patrick  Walsh  and  Helen  Garnons‐Williams,  and  their  staff  and  associates, to whom are owed many thanks.                    The first thing you should know is that I'm a whore.  I don't mean that in a glib way. I'm not using the word as an  analogy  for  working  a  desk  job  or  toiling  away  in  new  media.  Many of my friends will tell you how temping for a year or ending  up  in  sales  is  equivalent  to  prostitution.  It's  not.  I  know  this  because I've been a temp and I've fucked for money, and they are  in  no  way  similar.  Not  even  the  same  planet.  Different  solar  systems altogether.  The second thing is that I live in London. These two facts may  or may not be related. It's not a cheap city. Like almost all of my  friends,  I  moved  here  after  university  with  the  hope  of  getting  a  job.  If  not  a  well‐paying  one,  at  least  something  interesting,  or  populated  exclusively  by  handsome,  eligible  men.  But  such  positions are thin on the ground. Almost everyone is studying to  be  an  accountant  now,  including  my  friends  A2  and  A3,  who  are  respected in their academic circles. Good god ‐ a fate worse than  death.  Accountancy  trumps  even  academia  in  the  unsexiness  stake